Attendant nobeds

 As u r all probably aware, r utah was recently fined a small fortune of £35, likely to have been given by an overweight and sexually perverted parking attendant.
In response to this crisis we at the ward and utah blog team, in a fundraising effort bring you, the tosser, an exciting new product 4 ur motor! its eve better than havin a massive fuck off spoiler or a r8 big exhaust or summat
we present to you a series of car windscreen stickers(dimensions:bit bigger than a postcard, but well smaller than a peice of a4 2 avoid obstruction wen raggin it) in an unreal 3 different varietys! garunteed to truly tell them parking nazi nobeds wer to put that fine (up their own arse?)
here are the products:

Utah edition











Ward Edition

and of course: the limited edition Ross Kemp collaboration sticker:

each sticker is at a cost of £5 (or all 3 for £20) and can be purchased  from the ward and utah store(situated at HQ r8 near turkey bench)
all proceeds go to the WardandUtah Tosser's trust, where the funds wil b used to pay off this fucking parking ticket so we can scrape together enough for that 15 stella deal at co-op(sound) jst in time 4 the easter hols!
Mint