Ward and Utah Reviews:Last Day Of skool

rite we ad r last day t other week n it wer aite so we reviewd it for a laugh fuk off

Assembly+slideshow:

Piss poor, toss shouts, waste of valuable pub time, what seemed like hours of pictures of fuckers we dont even like



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Pub:


bit of a laugh, all wer about

Shef after:

R8 SOUND!!! PROPER MAD

overll wed give this experience a good 2.5 ward stars cos it wer arite
ward sed: start wer wank but after wer good part from all the useless tossers about, i dunt giv a fuk bout them!

ward is not happy with william hill

Wards bet went tits up and he lost a fair bit of cash
heres what happened:

R WARD DNT FUCK ABOUT!

summat r8 bad as append

breakin news: ward has gone to corp too many times in the last month and hes turned into a full on mosher
twat
he dunt even want to come newer els cos they dont do corp poision vodka! hes dyed his hair black and its r8 long aswell like a nobed and all he does is listen 2 linkin park wen not at corp!
we r pledging for help because he is about to leave the blog in order to create a "rok blog" so he can post mosher gay stuff about how good corp is
donate to the the tossers trust now so we can get him sum cool clothes and change his hair back and bring him back to his normal self b4 its too late(£20 from each person shud b enough)
mint

shockin!

Breakin news ere at blog HQ
Here is every1s fav "brick shitouse" bastard pickles in all his glory
but wots this? a salad? wots up wiv im! first the cheeky ros'e n now this!? the cheeky cunt this wud not happen back in yorkshire i tell the! sort out ur act lad b4 i give u a good and proper seein 2! get an ale down u or summat u twat av some of that

mint

Me int room wiv sum birds! i do like my birds me!
especially that kate middleton, id give her a r8 royal seeing to0!
prawn all is also quite keen
sound!

current affairs

here at ward and utah blogs, we are 2 good lads who know wats goin on in the world, and since this week has had sum undoubtably striking news events, we thourt wed share our prospective on them with you:
1st of all and probably most improtantly we shud announce that football
legend Sami Hyypia has died! RIP kind sir!

1991-2011

soz ment retired i only follow league 2 football!
also, dunno wot the death of that obama fella is all about im sure ward sed he saw him int shop t other day, he was ther in his trademark sandals and g star denims buyin some classic oven chips!
the denims wer like this i think he sed:



wat a cool new cut! i love the blue bit that ses g star on it cos blue suits me quite well and ward stated that he liked the contrast stitching over the raw, coated denim, a feature i dnt like tht much, it looks top but dunt feel rite! wich is essential 4 denims. apparently this sort of cool denim is about in obama's hometown of south leeds
thers been all this hype about that royllal girls dress n tht, be me and ward beleive that the true fashion credit should be due to that lads clothin, jacket wer wank but we saw that g star label ont back of those classic denims he wer werin, good lad! nowt better than waerin abit of top gear ont marriage ceremony n tht, talkin ov wich ow about tht nun lass in them reeboks! proper class strait out ov jd sports int it!
mint! mite hav 2 go ther 4 sum new denims 4 my hols!