sTandard Teasing of mmah girlz

The girls love it when i teaze em wiv a bit of groping of my pink walnut. just show em a bit of the old scrote and they cant resist the udog way

tourtorial #1- how 2 rod ppl!

setp 1.
Find some tossers:
(these shud do)

Step 2:
show em wat for

step 3:
sound

just fukin tossers everwhere

the tossers dont understand the term "fuck off" so i resorted to the silent rodding approach tht showed em

special moments

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The girls say i look like stuart little and aint they right. me in the days when i had just discovered giggs talking da hardest - i was one appi lad

ay up

ay up, ward here, this is me rubbing a dog:

 I do like a good dog me

Me giving it large

Me rate wrecked a party full of ladz so thought i'd engage in my first anal experience with a fresh sea water prawn. One of me rate unlucky victims trys to struggle away ont floor. (he aint goin anywhere)

Baby, Baby, Baby oooh!

 

Ward here, The girls say i look like beiber, and aint they rite! heres a picture of some prawns:

Me jetting off on me hols but i 4got me fukin shoes im a daft cunt. Then i noticed a rayte fit bird nd stared for a while until she was saved in the udog wank bank, sound

im gay and proud me

Me testing out the new GAP winter range just before i go and play some cricket with me old friend Sohrab

Udog slithers through the grass on Longstone edge rummaging for small snacks to provide energy to impregnate his next victim

yawn!

when the day is done r ward loves nothing more than retiring to his warm soft bed
maybs even havin abit of fun wile hes in ther too, with abit of "pulling on the pink turninp" wich is always a big energy drainer...

bathtime

i, matthew ward enjoy bathtime more than owt tbh
i think its reli good and have 1 quite alot!

18th

Last weekend i, matt ward enjoyed my comming of age/ and of puberty ceremony with a few drinks with my mate udog in the peacock it was reli good and i had a fun time but fell asleep later after 1 too many kopperbergs and saves on roll ups

sound

hi im matt ward i have set up this blog to document the adventures of me and udog stay posted for an in depth report on a turkey bench trip 4 a sly royd+saves for me comming soon xxx

A Day At The Park (:

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